Ode to Abigail

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more of my favorite ancient roman graffiti

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  • i am a friend (cil 4.7351a)
  • narcissus, narcissus was horny here, narcissus was horny here (cil 4.8785
  • i fucked here on august 14th and 21st (cil 4.4260)
  • this very doofy camel:
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  • you are a great big dick (cil 4.6641)
  • (in a line of iambic poetry) when an old man lies back, his balls cover his crack (cil 4.4488)
  • (in a dining room) i buggered six people here (cil 4.4520)
  • what (no, literally, that’s all it says. same, buddy) (cil 4.10563b)
  • this sexy lady:
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  • secundus shits here, shits here, shits here (cil 4.3146)
  • phoebus the perfumer had a great fuck here (cil 4.2184)
  • here placidus fucked whatever man he wanted (cil 4.2265)
  • (at an inn) vibius restitutus slept here alone and really missed his urbana (cil 4.2146)
  • chius, i hope your hemorrhoids open up again so that they burn worse than they’ve ever burned (cil 4.1820)
  • pyrrhus to his colleague chius: hello! i’m quite upset because i heard that you are dead. so, bye (cil 4.1852)
  • whoever is in love ought not to take hot baths, for no one can love flames when he has been burned (cil 4.1898) 
  • if anyone has not seen the venus which apelles painted, let him look at my girl: she shines just like it (cil 4.6842)
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